the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me
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reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan
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ideal man
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Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air
no hes spitting them in there
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What are other ways of referring to a nonbinary sibling? (Other than just “sibling”)
my mom: come down dinner is done
me: ok
my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table
me:
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Don’t talk to me unless these are your stats
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